Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle

*Note: Extreme sarcasm this way lies

In a jaw-dropping, astonishing move, the released remarks of President Obama's planned address to the school children of America scheduled for Tuesday, September 8th, revealed...

a perfectly harmless speech about staying in school and working hard and doing well in school for the future of America. 

Yes, that's exactly the kind of socialist-Marxist-Nazi propaganda that lead the way for Hitler and the Bolsheviks to seize power and maintain it for all those years.  People of America, BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID! 

Your Dear Leader wants to brainwash your children into believing that homework is important, that finding an academic skill they're talented in is a good thing, that the future of America rests in their hands, as the future leaders of America.  Such words are cause for huge alarm, for though the words may SEEM harmless, in reality, this speech (not discussions of history, current events, politics in general, or elections, but this speech itself) will open up a path for flaming liberal teachers to spew their godless agenda and indoctrinate the helpless minds of our innocent children. 

You have been warned, America.  The Socialist-Communist-Nazi revolution of America is imminent, and your children will be the vanguard in their new role as the Obama Socialist Youth Corps of America.